"Why are girls so cute?"

Him: "Hey.. Why are girls so cute?"
Me: "Heh? What kind of question is that?!"
Him: "I was thinking about this. Just tell me."
Me: "Hmm...? Since when did you become so philosophical? Huh huh... Anyway, don't ask girls this question. This is sensitive stuff to some of them. You can easily hurt them if you're not careful."
Him: "But you're a guy."
Me: "Yea I'm just telling you!"
Him: "Okay... So? Why are they so cute?"
Me: "What? Nonsense. You like cute girls don't you?"
Him: "Of course!"
Me: "There. You just answered yourself."
Him: "Yea but... why does it have to be like that?!"
Me: "It's just like that! What kind of answer are you expecting from me?"
Him: "I thought you could tell me something different."
Me: "Wha... sigh. If there's just this to it, I'm just going to tell you this."
Him: "Sigh. Why must girls be cute...... for guys to like them??"
Me: "Wah... The way you put it...... Hahahahaha...!"
Him: "...What?"
Me: "Think about it the other way around. Do girls like cool guys?"
Him: "Yes."
Me: "There. It's just how the world works. Don't think too much."
Him: ".........................But why??"
Me: "No why! You're carrying yourself to a dead end. It's as if you're asking 'Why does the universe exist?'"
Him: "Sigh."
Me: "..........You look like you've problems with girls."
Him: "Of course. We're young people!"
Me: "So you're telling me you think you like some cute girl but you don't know what to do and it's complex?"
Him: "Hey how do you know?"
Me: "I don't need to 'know'. It's written all over your face."
Him: "Hahahaha...Yea. So what should I do?"
Me: "Well? What do you want?"
Him: ".........................."
Me: "Hmmm...?"
Him: "...........I don't know..."
Me: "If you don't even know what you want, you aren't going to do anything. So, what do you want?"
Him: "I... like that girl."
Me: "So you want to get her?"
Him: "I don't know! I like her, but I don't think she is my type..."
Me: "Woh... You're contradicting yourself."
Him: "I mean...... I like her look, but her... attitude......"
Me: "......Ohh......... So that's why you were asking why girls are so cute."
Him: "................Yeah."
Me: "Don't worry about it. You're just being a guy. It's annoying but... that's life. You got to deal with it."
Him: "..............Sigh."
Me: ".....Are you 'in pain'?"
Him: "Huh? Maybe..."
Me: "See? You're suffering before you even get yourself a girlfriend. Now you know what I meant by 'love brings pain'."
Him: "............You don't want to find a mate?"
Me: "Why not? Of course I want to!"
Him: "But you said love brings pain."
Me: "Do you think life is hard?"
Him: "......Yes?"
Me: "So if life is hard, why not we just die?"
Him: "But we shouldn't."
Me: "Right! You're going to suffer if you want to deal with love, but if you need to do it, you need to do it."
Him: "......................."
Me: ".............................The world has associated 'love' with 'happiness'. So when we think of love, we think of happiness. Don't look at something from one side only."
Him: "............Sigh. Hey... Girls don't have this problem ah?"
Me: "Hah hah... You think they don't?"
Him: ".............."
Me: "Try asking some girls. Or better, do some observation. It's everywhere..."
Him: "....................."
Me: "Hmph... You can think, but if you find yourself going nowhere, you might as well stop for a while... I'm going to get some more drink."